This horrible horrible movie’s plot: Angelina Jolie weeping/ pleading/ cowering/ being tortured. Unwatchable. Offensive. Solely for those who get off on watching women suffer.

I hope that Little Ben is Really Dead. None of that Magic Healing Island bullshit. The show hasn’t taken any real risks lately. Like infanticide.

Maybe I need distance. Felt like a betrayal of the show’s heart. Campy, happy, easy, packed with cliches. Maybe I’m not handling my grief well.

Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods it’s here. [Sam sobs]

Love how fast it’s moving. Neat villain. On BSG, Tahmoh Penikott plays a brave simple grunt. Here, he’s the smartest on the show. Love that.

Fresh intriguing premise; big deep themes & concepts present but not obnoxiously so. Lots of BSG references. Need to see more sexy shirtless boy “actives.”

Cavil doesn’t want Hera! He wants the Five! [sobs] After the show ends, I’ll burn myself on Starbuck’s funeral pyre. There’s no life after BSG.

Cylons are some deceitful bitches! Starbuck’s a hybrid! Roslin’s down! Does anyone else feel like this show is going to end with absolutely everyone dying?