Archive for March, 2009

Changeling: 25 Word Movie Review

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

This horrible horrible movie’s plot: Angelina Jolie weeping/ pleading/ cowering/ being tortured. Unwatchable. Offensive. Solely for those who get off on watching women suffer.


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“He’s Our You” - 25 Word Lost Episode Review

Monday, March 30th, 2009

I hope that Little Ben is Really Dead. None of that Magic Healing Island bullshit. The show hasn’t taken any real risks lately. Like infanticide.


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Daybreak, Part Two: 25 Word BSG Episode Review

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Maybe I need distance. Felt like a betrayal of the show’s heart. Campy, happy, easy, packed with cliches. Maybe I’m not handling my grief well.


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Daybreak, Part One: 25 Word BSG Episode Review

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods it’s here. [Sam sobs]


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Dollhouse, Episodes 3 & 4 - 25 Word Review

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Love how fast it’s moving. Neat villain. On BSG, Tahmoh Penikott plays a brave simple grunt. Here, he’s the smartest on the show. Love that.


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Dollhouse, Episodes 1 & 2 - 25 Word Review

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Fresh intriguing premise; big deep themes & concepts present but not obnoxiously so. Lots of BSG references. Need to see more sexy shirtless boy “actives.”


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Islanded in a Stream of Stars: 25 Word BSG Episode Review

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Cavil doesn’t want Hera! He wants the Five! [sobs] After the show ends, I’ll burn myself on Starbuck’s funeral pyre. There’s no life after BSG.


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Someone to Watch Over Me: 25 Word BSG Episode Review

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Cylons are some deceitful bitches! Starbuck’s a hybrid! Roslin’s down! Does anyone else feel like this show is going to end with absolutely everyone dying?


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