Jamie Bamber, who plays Lee “Apollo” Adama on Battlestar Galactica, is appearing nude in a new series of PETA ads, as part of a campaign against the use of bear fur in military uniforms. This gives me an opportunity to lament the following things.

1. Apollo is a punk. Self-righteous, supercilious… thinks he’s all that… i want to love him, because he is so damn hot, but the character just makes me want to throttle him. And not in the hot way.

2. Apollo is straight, even though Bamber is gay… which means my #1 wet dream fantasy of seeing Helo frak that bitchy bottom Apollo senseless on the series finale is unlikely to come to pass…

3. Bamber’s stardom means he probably won’t have to stoop to a gay porn career.

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