Archive for the ‘25 Word Movie Review’ Category

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One: 25 Word Movie Review

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

Oddly beautiful and adult and engaging, even for the one person on the planet (me) with absolutely no knowledge of the books or movies.

Please Vote For Me - 25 Word Movie Review

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

Comforting - or disturbing - to see Chinese kids match the cruelty and innate wickedness of American politicians. Great evidence that democracy’s probably a terrible idea.

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/pleasevoteforme/

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i70Tqkm1lkQ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Vote_for_Me

Paranormal Activity 2: 25-Word Movie Review

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Paints mundane family life really well; spends too long doing so. Works its predecessor in interestingly. Last twenty minutes turn out to be pretty scary.

Red Cliff - 25 Word Movie Review

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

John Woo’s directing is annoying for most of the film, but the last third’s pretty satisfying. Rarely original. yet works. Tony Leung’s still damn fine.

“You Never Can Win” - 25 Word Rubicon Season/Series Finale

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Sad that the show’s canceled, but this worked excellently as an unintentional series finale. Will gets answers, bad guy gets confronted, things change but don’t.

http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/10/17/rubicon-finale/

The Walking Dead, Episodes 2 & 3 - 25-Word TV Show Review

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Still great, still compelling… but not doing as much fresh innovative stuff, and the characters - except his wife and his old partner - leave me meh.

Be Like Others - 25 Word Documentary Review

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Documentary’s not great, but the subject matter is utterly fascinating. Iran is weirdly okay with transsexualism and trans surgery! Because the Koran doesn’t forbid it.

http://www.belikeothers.com/

“The Walking Dead” First Episode: 25 Word Review

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Does everything the zombiepocalypse genre demands, then does more. Him going back to kill the legless zombie convinced me they’re trying something new, and deep.

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 3, First Four Episodes - 25 Word TV Show Review

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Where’d they get this Phaedra lady? They found the tackiest woman in all of Atlanta, for the rest to tear apart. And it’s AMAZING.

“Sex Ed” - 25-word “The Office” Episode Review

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Season’s weak so far, but HERE’S the show I love. Hilarious, uncomfortable, inappropriate, and then - suddenly - deeply moving. Michael’s voice mail to Holly is incredible.

Enemy Mine - 25 Word Movie Review

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

How was this thing ever made? Big, messy, expensive, dumb as rocks. Ooh, it’s about the Cold War! Ooh, it’s about race! No, it’s idiotic.

It’s Complicated - 25 Word Movie Review

Sunday, October 3rd, 2010

Delightful and utterly insignificant. What, I have more words? Damn. Predictable, unambitious, amusing but never quite funny. “Like a water-flavored Now and Later” - J.




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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - 25 Word Book Review

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Overrated because foreign. Buildup/story strong enough to make interminable financial debate (and gross violence against women) bearable. Then it all goes to shit.




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Jennifer’s Body: 25 Word Movie Review

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Surprisingly unterrible. Lotta clever lines poorly delivered by Ms. Fox. Not groundbreaking or even fresh, but fun. Reminiscent of Ginger Snaps, in a good way.

“The Perfect Getaway” - 25 Word Movie Review

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

As a thriller, way above average. Fun, smart, engaging, surprising, even moving. As a documentary about Timothy Olyphant’s torso and adorable stubble, it’s bloody brilliant.