The Plot to Assassinate Oprah

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

The new issue of West Branch is out, and it contains my short story “The Plot to Assassinate Oprah.” I’m proud of this one. It’s one of the messier and more ambitious things I’ve done.

Sometimes, when I’m writing a story and it’s just me alone in my head, I lose track of what a story will be when it’s out there in the world. I’m so focused on “going there” that I block out all my internal censors (the little old ghost aunts who read over my shoulder), which is good, but which means I sometimes get… rough. It wasn’t until I saw the galleys on this story that I thought “Holy Crap! This story is messed up!” Not so much for the titular plot, which is pretty tame as assassination plots go, as for some rough gay sex stuff that the teen protagonist obsesses over.

You should totally hit up West Branch and buy the issue.

I hope you like it.

“We R the 1s We’ve Been Waiting 4″ - Bronx Graffiti

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Seen on the corner of Fordham Road and Morris Avenue. It’s not every day you see an Alice Walker quote spraypainted on the side of a building!

Quote of the Week: Virginia Woolf

Monday, October 10th, 2011

At any rate, when a subject is highly controversial — and any question about sex is that — one cannot hope to tell the truth. One can only show how one came to hold whatever opinion one does hold. One can only give one’s audience the chance of drawing their own conclusions as they observe the limitations, the prejudices, the idiosyncrasies of the speaker. Fiction here is likely to contain more truth than fact. “

- A Room of One’s Own

“Horror After 9/11″ Release Party!

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

On Saturday, November 12th, at Bluestockings Bookstore in New York City, co-editors Sam J Miller and Aviva Briefel will host the release party for the new anthology “Horror After 9/11″ (University of Texas Press).

We’ll have:

  • Readings from the book!
  • Scathing political critiques of stupid movies!
  • Q & A - all your horror movie questions answered!
  • Leftover Halloween Candy!
  • Surprises!

Saturday, November 12 · 2:00pm - 4:00pm

Bluestockings Bookstore, Café, & Activist Center

172 Allen Street

New York, NY 10002 (212) 777-6028

Hit me up at samjmiller79@yahoo.com if you want any further information.

Horror films have exploded in popularity since September 11, 2001. Why did horror become so popular in the wake of events so horrific that many pundits initially predicted the death of the genre? And what do our horror films say about us?

Co-editors and contributors to the new anthology Horror after 9/11 (University of Texas Press) will take part in a panel discussion and conversation with the audience about horror films, the War on Terror, Iraq, Afghanistan, Guantanamo Bay, immigration, and LGBT liberation, and more.

Aviva Briefel is Associate Professor of English at Bowdoin College. She is the author of The Deceivers: Art Forgery and Identity in the Nineteenth Century.

Sam J. Miller is a writer, community organizer, and independent scholar. His work has been published in journals such as The Minnesota Review, Fiction International, Washington Square, Gargoyle, and The Rumpus.

Horror After 9/11. My book… It’s alive!!

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

This fall, the critical anthology Horror After 9/11 will be published by the University of Texas Press. Co-edited by myself and the divine Aviva Briefel, this is the first real exploration of the radical transformation of the horror film, and American and global society, since 9/11. I think it came out fabulous, with awesome contributions from really important scholars who I happen to think are amazing, like Harry Benshoff.

You can read our introductory essay to the book HERE. It’s also available for pre-order on the University of Texas Press website and on Amazon.

And here’s the book jacket!

Quote of the Week: John Leguizamo, from Ghetto Klown

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

“I stopped partying because I realized coke and booze are gateway drugs to Christianity.”

(and by the way, folks, Ghetto Klown was super fun. Highly recommended)


Runner-up quote of the week, from the same show:

“Everybody’s a Judas, so don’t be like that sucker Jesus.”

Anno Dracula, back from the dead.

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Anno Dracula is one of my all-time favorite novels. It’s an “alternate history” of Bram Stoker’s Dracula universe, in which the vampire count’s plans for global conquest were NOT foiled by the fearless vampire killers of Stoker’s novel, am. It’s been out of print for a long time…

And now it’s being re-published!!

Seriously, if you like:

  • Vampires
  • Sex
  • Violence
  • Victorian fiction
  • Jack the Ripper
  • Steampunk
  • Tons of obscure literary references
  • Tons of obscure historical references

… this book is totally worth checking out. Or pre-ordering on Amazon. In fact, the whole series is worth checking out. Word is they’ll be reissuing the rest of the series soon.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………

Quote of the Week: Uncle Iroh

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.

Avatar: The Last Airbender. Season 2, episode 9. “Bitter Work.”

Gage was robbed!

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

Face/Off turned out to be a surprisingly good show, with a really high caliber of craft - some really excellent and creepy make-up on display…

… I was rooting for Gage from the beginning, at first just cuz he was gay, and I need to support my peeps, and it’s sadly still surprisingly rare to see out gay guys as contestants on reality shows, and plus he was really rocking that punk-rock-grown-up-Eddie-Munster thing, but he was really talented, and while he was just sort of in the middle for most of the show he totally killed the last few challenges, and he made it to the finale, and his witch make-up for an industrial re-imagining of Hansel and Gretel was terrifying and impressive.

But he didn’t win. And it sucks. The guy who did win is definitely talented, but plays it so safe and unimaginative that he really just needs to find a nice effects studio and be a drone on the factory floor.

Ah well. I can always follow Gage on Twitter. Oh wait - I’m not on Twitter. At least after this kind of exposure of his talent, I’m sure he’ll get tons of work. I’ll be watching his IMDb page - and the opening credits of every horror film I see now.

“Black as the Sea” in Arts & Letters #25

Friday, March 11th, 2011

One of the secret thrills of being published is seeing your work alongside that of other writers whom you adore. Last year my story “Burning Down Wal-Mart” appeared in the same issue of Washington Square as Charles Simic and C.K. Williams, and I took so much joy from that - the excitement of feeling like I’d earned the right, however briefly and insignificantly, to stand in the same light.

The new issue of Arts & Letters, which contains my story “Black as the Sea,” also contains some poems by Donald Hall - one of my very favorites. In fact, my story is positioned right next to his stuff.

I’m really proud of this story - told by a little Jewish boy during the Odessa Pogrom of 1905, a sort of meta-Isaak-Babel piece, if Babel was writing with a full knowledge of all the horrors that the Soviet 30s and 40s would bring, instead of the more abstract feeling of dread and joyful resignation that makes his work so unique and exciting.

Swill is now accepting submissions for its sixth issue.

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Swill is an awesome literary journal that published my short story “Smash Me Up” in its third issue - a nervous little gay spin on the rape-revenge genre (a genre that i actually hate intensely).

Check out their guidelines, and if you’ve got something awesome and maybe a little too edgy for the more established lit-mags, send it their way! They’re great to deal with, and they put out good stuff.

Paula Abdul’s “Live to Dance” has some Eurocentric Nonsense… who saw THAT coming?

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

There’s lots to say about the crazy ish that comes out of Paula Abdul’s mouth on Live to Dance… but tonight the most offensive thing was when that NOBODY WOMAN from the PUSSYCAT DOLLS  said, SEVERAL TIMES, “ballet is the basis of all dance.”

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How Eurocentric is that? Folks were dancing in Africa and Asia while the Europeans who eventually developed ballet didn’t have a pot to piss in. Of course no one challenged this idiot.

A lot of people find my site by Googling “Sad New Year’s Poem”

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

I don’t really know why that is. Two years ago I posted a new year’s poem - not mine, of course - but I didn’t think it was particularly sad. And then last year I posted a Joseph Brodsky quote and an Auden poem about the New Year... so… maybe it is a little bit of a tradition… so… here’s an awesome poem I just stole from the awesome Writer’s Almanac!

Be Mine

by Paul Hostovsky

I love mankind most
when no one’s around.
On New Year’s Day for instance,
when everything’s closed
and I’m driving home on the highway alone
for hours in the narrating rain,
with no exact change,
the collector’s booth glowing ahead
in the tumbling dark
like a little lit temple
with an angel inside and a radio
which as I open my window,
a little embarrassed by
my need for change
(until the silence says
it needs no explanation),
is suddenly playing a music more lovely
than any I’ve ever heard.
And the hand—
so open, so hopeful,
that I feel an urge to kiss it—
lowers the little life-boat of itself
and takes the moist and crumpled prayer
of my dollar bill from me.
Then the tap, tap,
tinkling spill of the roll of coins
broken against the register drawer,
and the hand returning two coins, and a voice
sweeter than the radio’s music,
saying, “Have a good one, man.”
I would answer that voice if I could—
which of course I can’t—
that I’ve loved it ever since it was born
and probably longer than that.
Thought “You too,”
is all I can manage,
I say it with great emotion
in a voice that doesn’t sound like me,
though it must be
mine.

Jonathan Franzen is the Hold Steady

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Late summer; we’re out to dinner on St Mark’s, some former squat or head shop or shooting gallery gentrified into a ritzy Chinese restaurant. One of our friends is a musician, his musical career roughly analogous to my literary one, meaning we’re making beautiful things that reach very small audiences, neither of us anywhere near being able to make a living from our art even though we work on it absolutely all the time (and of course we’re both insanely talented and very handsome and certain to conquer the world).

Halfway through dinner he leans across the table and aims a fork in my direction. “I need to ask you a serious question. What do you think of Jonathan Franzen?”

I laugh because JF is ubiquitous that week or month, and our friends and parents all want to talk about him, and  so every writer has had to think about what they think of him. And because it IS a serious question. Because art is serious, it’s life and it’s death, and artists take it very seriously. And sometimes we get a little bit mad about the big success stories.

My friend continues. “I ask because he’s on the cover of Time and everybody makes such a huge deal out of him, but I just feel absolutely no impulse to pick up anything by him.”

Which is pretty much exactly how I feel. I’ve only read some of his essays, in How To Be Alone, which a friend gave me as a gift, and which left me utterly unchanged and left my head in a matter of weeks.

“I get the sense that it’s really just middle class white people and their problems and their dysfunctions,” he continues. “And I just have zero interest in that.”

I tell him the truth, which is that I have no idea if this is accurate, but it’s absolutely my sense of Jonathan Franzen. Like a lot of the “literary fiction” (meaning, I guess, non-genre?), I see it in the bookstore and roll my eyes, thinking, do I really need to be told, again, how soul-killing suburban life can be? How put-upon the Heterosexual American Caucasoid male is?

[Aside: because I know he has billions of devoted fans and because I get enough nastiness in my life already I want to repeat that I have no real experience of reading the man - I'm owning my ignorance. Everyone has stuff that leaves them totally cold - lots of folks feel totally turned off by science fiction, and I can only pity them for all the awesome sh*t they're missing out on. So by all means, Franzenfans, pity me]

So then it’s my turn to lean across the table and ask a serious question. “What do you think of the Hold Steady?”

Now *he* laughed. “They don’t do much for me. They sound like so many other things.”

I asked because they seem analogous to Franzen - a BFD (Big Frakking Deal) to tons of people; eerily familiar, comforting but fresh, doing what they do really well.

I actually don’t think very much of this can be chalked up to jealousy. Maybe a teeny bit of resentment, the same as any artist who feels like they’re making something wonderful and toiling in obscurity and resents very popular work. Most fans of either one probably won’t think the equation of Jonathan Franzen and the Hold Steady is a pejorative. I’m sure both of them worked very hard to get where they are.

Breaking up with Joe.My.God

Friday, December 10th, 2010

I love Joe.My.God, God knows I do. In a lot of ways I think it’s the absolute perfect example of what a blog can be - one individual’s thoughts and concerns and obsessions and politics, coming in short and frequent and consistent and powerfully-argued bursts, which over time grows to a phenomenon with a readership that probably easily matches that of a lot of print media outlets.

For the past three years I’ve gotten a ton of my cultural and political news from Joe, as I obsessively check my Google Reader every thirty seconds to see what he (and the other 220 blogs I subscribe to) are up to. And he’s up to a lot - an average of 145 posts a week, according to Google, or 20 a day.

And just like any conventional media outlet, print or broadcast, Joe.My.God chooses what to report on. Of course that’s his right, and I applaud the job he’s done, and of course he’s built a vibrant and awesome community of readers who care about the same things. But so many of the things he focuses on make me furious or sad. He does dozens of posts every week on anti-queer conservative groups and the “ex-gay” frauds and closet cases. I already got my Recommended Lifetime Allowance of homophobic garbage between the ages of 12 and 18; I don’t need to read the repugnant hatred of the bullies that used to beat me up in gym class, magically transformed into the smooth slick professional press release-speak of hate groups. There’s a certain value in knowing what your enemy is up to, but there’s a certain point where we soak up some of the hate they put out into the world. Same way with the gross evil “homo-con” motherfuckers, rich privileged capitalist gay boys who applaud every effort to fuck the poor over, and maybe wouldn’t mind some gay marriage on the side. I read their filth and it can ruin my whole day.

So I’m unsubscribing. I’m not mad at Joe.My.God. I just think it’s time for us to go our separate ways. It’s not him, it’s me - there are some things I just don’t wanna deal with. As a community organizer, I spend most of every day fighting back against the Right’s struggle to dismantle everything that’s good about our world (and the Democrat’s half-assed, sloppy, infuriating attempts to maybe slow that dismantling down a little bit), so it’s not a case of me burying my head in the sand. I just need to remove all the voices that stress me out.

And I’m sure I’ll be visiting the website once or twice a week.